*evil snicker*

I rewatch the movie now... Cat Lady Is a swimming Fic author.
I rewatch the movie, The latest chapter of her Fic in mind, fresh shining mental images.

... And I can't help but grin, none of the images are 'nice', but I laugh.
It's not a nice Laugh, either.
But it pleases me.

(no subject)

"Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you."

ROFL!!!
I'm too easily amused... Damn, I wish Dad would let me set the answering machine message...
*amused snicker*
Aah, well... I'll just have to make due with setting something silly to my Cell phone voice mail.

((Oh!! And in other news? I have a Insane Journal now, too! Same username, o' course.))

Bumper Stickers...

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.

Avoid Hangovers; Stay Drunk.

Bite Me!

Caution: I brake for no apparent reason.

Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that.

Don’t Drink And Drive...You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink.

Don’t Piss Me Off! I’m Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.

Don't Follow me I am LOST!!!

DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!

Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window

I Don’t Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

Life Sucks. and it leaves some mean hickies






Ok, I'm gonna stop with the Bumper sticker now or I will never stop, some of these are just too funny! ROFLMAO!

*snicker*

http://www.goodquotes.com/pickuplines.htm


(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere)
Person: What are you doing?!?!?
You: Sorry, taking a bite out of crime.
Person: WHAT?!?!?
You: Well it has to be illegal to look that good!


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes? No? Maybe? ... can you repeat the question..?

Eek! too much caffeen after not enough for several weeks!
...... And now I'm randomly paranoid again! Just like last night!! WTF?!?!
EEP!!!

O.O

And help!! The fictional characters in my head are trying to be me!!
>.>
<.<
>.>
Or am I trying to be them?
WTF?!
But I am Me not Them, and They certainly can't be ME, Because Me is Me and they are them, but they aren't even them, they are fictional!!!
GAH!
Hah! I'm 100% insane, this is quite amusing...

Off to go figure out how to make this issue worse... I'm not interesting enough today, I shall be someone else... *nods* That's more interesting!